You know what sulk.?
Huff, honesty, …
Because of her childish and naive, …
Without a lie …
Sulk, I love you ‘is, …
Vaz may not pass.
Tells me sulk, ..
Buradayımdır angry, but still, not going, I can not, …
Sulk; coquet, to find close to me valuable of …
Sulk; Tell me you love means … Let’s Understand means, …
Sulk; hope, to get rid of acabaları, to make sure that …
So, I tell you:
I tell you vomited, …!
All a student entering the university cafeteria
university professor is full of places to go sit
seated.Professor, frowning: ‘oxen and birds, the same
can not sit at the table!‘Student:’ At the time I flew … ‘answer to Professor
very annoyed, and the exam wearing a student fails the exam
has done its utmost to pass.Student is alone, perfectly answered all the questions.
Student of Professor:‘I’m going to ask one last question’ he said; ‘
Imagine walking down the street had found two sacks, one of the intelligence there,
var.Hangi money you get a sack in the other?-Student: ‘I’d choose the sack …
-Professor: ‘I’d choose the sack with the mind …
-Student: Normal! Who chooses what you are missing him …
‘Very annoyed professor, the student’s exam paper notes instead of’ ox ‘
I said.Student notes without looking out of the room. After one minute
student opens the door ‘Dear professor, signature to,
notumu but forgot to write. ‘Said …
Despite trying many times a man stuck in a hospital in Chicago, which is constantly engaged in the men’s room are not allowed. difficult situation into a guy who hurt the man, and a nurse
– Sir, you touch the wall there if any of the keys we use a special toilet saying ‘help.
– Would like to thank the guy, after clearing the eyes of the need to face the wall and on the IS, IH, TP, and colorful buttons attached to the MB. Is a little hesitation, promised. first key by touch, but IS yenmeyerek curiosity.
immediately wash with warm water gushing out from under the bottom of the man …. the men’s room
man who never lived in such a luxury, a larger IH presses in the expectation of pleasure. the result is extraordinary to expect: sweet smelling spring flowers, this time smelling warm air instead of warm water, gently dry the place …
a trans man who believed that the ladies’ bathroom toilet, press TP extends unwavering. talcum powder at this time through self-flattering effect. without doubt the key man in the grand final will be the effect of the prints immediately attracted to her.
The first thing to remember he opened his eyes, lying in hospital bed, his
leaning toward the face of the nurse concerned.
– ….. What happened to me? ‘asks in pain,
-the last thing I remember the nurses by pressing a button marked with a private bathroom on the MBA .. ”– I know says nurses; MBA means automatic tampon remover .. penis under the pillow …
FIRST ROW, TOP: Bill Gates, Microsoft founder, Homero (Greek historian / poet), Cui Jian (Chinese singer), Vladimir Lenin (Russian revolutionary / politician), Pavel Korchagin (Russian painter), Bill Clinton (former U.S. President), Peter the Great (Russian Czar), Margaret Thatcher (former British Prime Minister), Bruce Lee (Martial Arts Expert / Actor), Winston Churchill (former British Prime Minister), Henri Matisse (French Painter), Genghis Khan (the Great Mughal Emperor), Napoleon Bonaparte (French Military Leader / French Emperor) Che Guevara (the guerrilla leader) Fidel Castro (former Cuban President), Marlon Brando (Actor), Yasser Arafat (former Palestinian Leader), Julius Caesar (Roman Emperor), Claire Lee Chennault ( II. World War II hero), Luciano Pavarotti (Tenor), George W. Bush (former U.S. President), Prince Charles (Prince of Wales) Liu Xiang (Chinese hurdler), Kofi Annan (former UN Secretary General), Zhang An (Chinese painter), Mikhail Gorbachev (former USSR president), Li Tiezi (Painter ), Dante Alighieri (Florentine poet), Dai Dudu (Painter)
SECOND ROW: Pele (Brazilian football), Guan Yu (Chinese Savaşağası), II. Ramses II (Egyptian Pharaoh), Charles De Gaulle (French Statesman / General), Albert Nobel (Swedish chemist / founder of the Nobel Foundation), Franklin Roosevelt (former U.S. President), Ernest Hemingway (American writer), Elvis Presley (American singer), Robert Oppenheimer (American physicist), William Shakespeare (English playwright), Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Austrian composer), Steven Spielberg (American director), Pablo Picasso (Spanish artist), Marie Curie (French physicist), Zhou Enlai (first Prime Minister of the People’s Republic of China), Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (German author), Laozi (Chinese philosopher), Marilyn Monroe (American actress), Salvador Dali (Spanish painter), Dowager Cixi (Chinese Emperor), Ariel Sharon (former Israeli Prime Minister), Qi Baishi (Chinese painter), Qin Shi Huang (Chinese Emperor), Mother Teresa (Romanian Catholic missionary), Song Qingling (Chinese politician), Rabindranath Tagore (Indian Poet), Otto von Bismarck (German politician), Run Run Shaw (Chinese politician), Jean-Jacques Rousseau (French philosopher)
THIRD ROW: Audrey Hepburn (American actress born in Belgium), Ludwig Van Beethoven (German composer), Adolf Hitler (Nazi dictator) Benito Mussolini (the Italian Fascist Leader) Saddam Hussein (former Iraqi President), Maxim Gorky (Russian Author), Sun Yat-sen (Chinese politician), Den Xiaoping (Chinese politician), Alexander Pushkin (Russian author), Lu Xun (Chinese writer), Joseph Stalin (Soviet Leader), Leonardo Da Vinci (Italian painter / Scientist), Karl Marx (German philosopher), Friedrich Nietzsche (German philosopher), Abraham Lincoln (Former U.S. President), Mao Zedong (the former Chinese President)
Fourth Place: Charlie Chaplin (British actor), Henry Ford (Ford Motor Factory founder), Lei Feng (Chinese Soldier), Norman Bethune (Canadian physicist), Sigmund Freud (Austrian psychiatrist), Juan Antonio Samaranch (Former President of Olympic Committee ), Fig Kay Zhang (Chinese General / politician), Queen Elizabeth II. Elizabeth (the Queen of Bieleşik Kingdom), Leo Tolstoy (Russian novelist), Li Bai (Chinese poet), Corneliu Baba (Romanian painter), Auguste Rodin (French sculptor), Dwight Eisenhower (former U.S. President), Michael Jordan (American Fast Fire ), Hideki Tojo (Former Japanese prime minister), Michelangelo (Italian Renaissance Sculptor / Painter), Yi Sun-Sin (Korean Admiral)
FIFTH ROW: Mike Tyson (American boxer), Vladimir Putin (Russian Prime Minister / Former President of Russia), Hans Christian Andersen (Danish author), Shirley Temple (American actress), Albert Einstein (German physicist), Moses (Yahıdi Dinadamı), Confucius (Chinese philosopher), Gandhi (Indian Leader), Vincent Van Gogh (Dutch painter), Toulouse Lautrec (French artist), Marcel Duchamp (French artist)
AND … Osama bin Laden (behind George W. Bush)
DIARY quit smoking
Dear diary, this morning, describing the positive effects of Hürriyet, butterfly attached to his body, I read a news smokefree. Despite the potential tiksinmeme be successful for some reason this kind of news I decided to quit smoking. Determination that is accurate, leave smoking. The decision table showing the effects of body başucuma asthma. Removal of the poison inside me I feel more comfortable looking at the table. Now crumpled pack of cigarettes in the trash on the table full of people waving its way to becoming a robust and healthy I take my first step.
EIGHT HOURS
Dear diary,
Eight hours after quitting cigarettes, according to the table is going to normal blood pressure and pulse. Do you believe in, I feel it I guess. Okay, in case of abnormality in blood pressure and my pulse it felt like the previous eight hours, but probably a good thing to return to normal. I called to share the excitement Teoman, smoking bırakmama “temporary Ubayd Korbey syndrome” dubbed. “My son,” I said, “Look, do not smoke a full eight hours, such as blood pressure and pulse were cillop.”
I told him that was wonderful in its own pulse and blood pressure, it seems to sleep eight hours. Bad hat at work, what he says what I say. Only between you and me, stuck my head really, that is to say a sleeping eight hours a day once a day smoker also normalized blood pressure and pulse. E Well, can not come to normal blood pressure and pulse three times a day according to what my earnings from this business? So, the war will not leave early. What is the difference remains Teoman Or Push? His blood pressure normal, mine also …. Anyway, bakıcaz ….
TEN HOURS
Dear diary,
Give up smoking I had heard passed a very difficult start. Was not at all. I ate a few minutes ago, opened my appetite, I got a better taste of food. First time in decades on the non-meal drink.
ON THE FIRST TIME
Is reducing the heart beating I wonder? If I took just after meals, for example? No, no, based on a need. Nut Let’s get go and pumpkin seeds, linger.
ON THE THIRD TIME
I eat pumpkin seeds for two hours nonstop. And also can deter the deja vu: “brother’s hand, this kernel can not stop when driving.”
FOUR HOURS ON
Pumpkin kernel releases a similar desire to smoke awoke the next meal. I threw the trash looking for the pack of cigarettes, the phone rang, Teoman been pressed. “Health Is there a new improvement?” he laughed asking. Wow vaaay month, waiting for me to talk back to smoking my attack failed. This stimulated me the willies too. Teoman, let’s see. Garbage bag to take home first thing I did that cigarette package
ON THE SEVENTH TIME
Dear diary,
I am ashamed of myself. I just decided to buy back the garbage bag at the door, the butler brought. Sure, said to have quit smoking and weight were becoming frustrated. Do not be like a fat and angry, is one of the Hussein?
TWENTY-FOUR HOURS
Dear diary,
You know, 25 percent of the risk of a heart attack 24 hours after giving up smoking, too. Not bad, huh, huh? Teoman just before I called, I said I give up to 15 days. Mentioned to decrease the risk of heart attack, and laughed. Let’s look at the master Teoman Rose, rose … Let’s get go and pumpkin seeds.
SECOND DAY
Dear diary,
Yesterday was very bad. I bought a pound pumpkin seeds go to the supermarket. I wish I could leave newspapers okuyaydım, half corner Hıncal Uluç “sexual power of pumpkin seeds contributed to” dedicate. God, or read the short article in kuruyemişçi? Take Exit hundred grams, a weight why are you taking? Can not Bundansonra in front of the shop.
DAY THREE
Dear diary,
Gündeyiz very nice. Leave smoking over the 72 hours passed, the nerve endings begin to revision as of today. Even better, come my dear. Today I’m like a little nervous, she … well at least we made no fault
DAY FOUR
Dear diary,
Yesterday was good to remember, but I was afraid of happened to me and my boo a fight. Everything was good while. We went out a while, I wanted to buy hot dogs, lady opposed it. And what, dining yenilmezmiş foot. We stopped somewhere in the output row. At the end, I went to a restaurant and eggplant mousaka told the opposite. The waiter does not bring dish lady hurried and “walk it inedible food that is eaten,” he walked in my hand plate. At the same time trying to eat Moussaka. Girls started to run away, I’m running after him. Observing paused a while came out of my mouth foams. Throw trash in my hand I’m coming home plate. My love note left on your answering machine, hopefully looks.
DAY FIVE
Dear diary,
Istikbal sofa this morning would come, I waited until noon, from what to what I have. Multiple nerves was directly overhead, I started to put wood in my hand. No, why do not you stop my brother’s word? In the morning I might bring in the morning. The men arrived at three o’clock, I was nervous when wood door and ran away. I call Istikbal cancel the order, there Mobella’sı Seray’ı there, my dear, I mean …
DAY SIX
Dear diary,
Darling looked very angry, telling me to ring ring made of a sack. already depressed him, in front of me came a Teoman fosur fosur non Imes? Gracelessly blows smoke in my face i tried to get inside. Ulan be missed …
SEVEN DAYS
Dear diary,
Must admit that a very nervous today. I started watching a documentary on the television to unwind off. I have a lavuk Crocodile Hunter on the Discovery Channel, guy could not take 10 minutes. Took hold of a snake, the snake bites crispy, crunchy cereal that laughs. And what, snake zehirsizmiş.Ya friend, neither of these so called non-toxic? National Geographic, the open, there are giraffes, the better. But zürafalardan, he speaks of Mary and her family. God-damnit you all. I decide to go to sleep and drink milk, milk bottle on the “Shake, please,” wrote. Do I have to clean the man in your bottle. We went to dinner with friends to drink beer you know you be taking Para. There are so inconsiderate Buinsanlarne or day, your mind is already smoke-beer I drink oynar.Ulan, watered my brain, I still come to me. Masada was ideologically event, was delayed until out. Discussion was not a problem in the “smoking gained weight since leaving big ass man”, he threw the head Teoman’a stand. We made were good.
The eighth day,
Dear diary,
Teoman did not want to talk to me one more call. Very umurumdaydı lavuk. I need the answer already. In the meantime, I’ve read in the newspaper again. Talking about the various methods of quitting smoking. I was interested in the brand by changing cessation and cessation by reducing agents. I wonder? But no no, it’s endured, I need to rest.
DAY NINE
Dear diary,
How long have you dear seslenmediğimi day he did. However, the only entity that you understand me in this world, one friend. Do you know what happened today, my darling left me. Low female, left me saying Manyaklaştığımı. In the meantime, I took out shit pumpkin seeds, each side has acne.
DAY TEN
Dear diary,
Two days ago, the various methods of stopping smoking sözetmiştim. I changed both brand and also reduced the combined two methods. I drink three meals a day after the Parliement. So after the first cigarette when I have a beautiful head, I wonder.
ON THE FIRST DAY
Dear diary,
Took me a favor and five smokers. Three Ha, ha five. I used to drinking a pack a day, now I drink five. Again, that is kazançlıyım …
ON SECOND DAY
Dear diary,
I read the news about a trial in the USA Today newspaper. According to the news up to 10 cigarettes a day if there too much damage. Moreover, the mention of something changing the brand of cigarettes. OK, then Camel can drink up to 10 days.
ON THE THIRD DAY
Dear diary,
Teoman to call my lover and I apologized. Darling, did not want to talk for a while. Unutamıyormuş chase scene in my mouth while foams. He’s right girl, could not say a thing. Teoman tired that I had to smoke incident, according to him has become operational again, my brain slowly begins to smoke. Fortunately, we made up and decided to meet up tomorrow evening.
ON THE FOURTH DAY
Dear diary,
We went to ocakbaşına Teoman’la. I’ve smoked cigarettes, I did not. Teoman said, such as smoking, drinking knowingly damage, who cares? I ask the day, what you do?
ON THE FIFTH DAY
Dear diary,
Püfür Püfür cigarettes, I drink. Also, “What happens to start smoking again,” I began to table. When the girl returned to the promise of one more cigarette will not leave. Farewell day, I have nothing with you any more.
FIRST WOMAN FIRST REPUBLIC OF TURKEY TURKISH WOMAN SORBONNE chemist graduated from the University
FIRST WOMAN MUHTAR be allowed KUMAR: WOMEN ATATÜRK awards
Gul, Turkey’s first woman elected mayor in 1933, Inspire, Aydin, Cine County, awarded by Atatürk during his Karpuzlu Bucagi muhtarlığını.
Rose, then prohibits gambling being Mukhtar Inspire coffeehouses, abduction incidents prevented, and the marriage had achieved great success in their business by streamlining.The first woman photographer of the Korean War Viewed WOMEN
Life Magazine photograph printed by Intaglio technique in 1956, our world was a magazine that gives the new values. Wisdom first issue of the journal Ferudun began running a series of articles sent to Malatya ES. Enriches photographs in this interview, Hillary was Es ..
This binary then, Congo, Hollywood stars, through the eyes of women at Tehran’s efforts have produced some of Life Magazine.
On July 25 the Council of Ministers chaired by President Celal Bayar, the Korean War the United Nations to participate in the order of 4 thousand 500 people armed union decided. Newspaper, for viewing the war, Hillary commissioned reset ES. Attachment to the report dated November 11, 1950 Korean War with the Turks, gained access to viewing through the lens of Hillary ES.The first female doctor
Various services during the Ottoman Empire Safiya Ali, daughter of a prominent family, was born in Istanbul in 1891, graduated from American College for Girls, as well as special education. Many injured people brought to the front to see the days of the Balkan war, decides to become a doctor. However, it would be hard to accomplish this request. Because, in those years was impossible to see a woman studying medicine. Attracted attention as a successful person is very talented and Safiya Ali Sukru Bey, Deputy Minister of Education with the support of the period of medical education in Germany is sent. Safiya who specialized on diseases of women and children in this country, Ali, Independence War, returns home and immediately starts to work by the end of the day. Safiya Ali Cagaloglu started as soon as starting therapy in the clinic, it is well-known doctors Besim Omer Pasha, Emin Bey, Akil Muhtar and Operator works great, and appears in milk and nursing homes. In addition, medical congresses, representing Turkey abroad, Safiya Ali, after a while due to health reasons and went to Germany with his wife and continues here profession.
Days of the Second World War wound areas and who care for patients in Germany, Ali returned to Turkey after the war. Cancer is trapped by Safiya Ali, loses his life in 1952.The first war pilot
Belkis, Turkey Sevket name was the first woman to ride a plane. (1912) in women using the first plane; Atatürk’s adopted daughter Sabiha Gökçen. Sabiha Gokcen, Turkey’s first female military pilot again. Ataturk believed that the Turkish woman can be successful in every field, as a prime example on to say he wanted to train aviation began in 1935, Sabiha Gokcen, the Soviet Union after graduating High School glider, glider taught. Another woman brought up in subsequent years the history of Turkish aviation pilots. One of them, however, signed a policy. Senay Gunay, in history as the first female combat pilot, which is also a founding member of the Party Central geçti.Demokrat Senay Gunay, Istanbul University Faculty of Law read the second class, the law of taking advantage of female students in the School of the Air Force in 1956, a girlfriend enters with the Air Force Academy. The two-year training period Gunay, after graduating as a Lieutenant in Izmir-Gaziemir goes to the Flying School. This after school; Jet Fleet Command Eskisehir continuing their education Gunay, jet pilot jet was taking badge and served in the Turkish Air Force for 22 years.
FIRST FEMALE REPORTER
A MEMBER OF A SINGLE WOMAN CUP cadresSelma Rahman, the first woman journalist. Selma, daughter of an Austrian mother and a father Reza Turkish Ottoman era, was the daughter of a family of predominantly cultural. The first Ottoman Parliament in 1877, his father Ali Riza Bey, who was in charge, Austria, whom he met during his tenure as a diplomat and later marries Lady Muslim Naile. The couple’s seven children, with the younger daughter Selma Riza, taking courses in the supervision of teachers and 19 special Istanbul, as a secret from his family and runs towards the end of century, the Young Turk leaders in Paris, goes over to her brother, Ahmet Riza. Consent to the Sorbonne University in Paris, lived in Selma for 10 years, becomes a member of the Ottoman Committee of Union and Progress Association. Selma is the only female member of this society, Consent, published in Paris in French and in Turkish, published in Journal of Consultation İmmet Shura-yi works in the newspaper. Selma in 1908 and returned to Istanbul after the declaration of constitutional government, consent, after the journalist did not return, however, joined efforts for the establishment of the Red Crescent. Hilal-i Ahmer Society, known as the Ottoman administration of this organization for 5 years, the general secretary of the absence of agree with his ideas, this organization left. Selma 59-year-old who died in 1931, Reza has penned two novels.
FIRST WOMAN MINISTER OF THE REPUBLIC OF TURKEY
The first female minister in the Republican era, which was established in 1971 the Government of bipartisan Nihat Erim, who serves as Professor of Health and Welfare Minister. Dr. Turkan
Akyol, appointed from outside the parliament by Prime Minister Nihat Erim. Eight months due to disagreements within the government that the Ministry with the Minister who resigned 11 Akyol, Ankara University, was elected following the resignation of
Politics in 1983 as the founder of SODEP’in discarded. A doctor has been doing freelance life.FIRST WOMAN AMBASSADOR
Filiz DİNÇMEN, 1939 born in Zonguldak. After graduating from Ankara High School for Girls; DİNÇMEN graduated from the Faculty of Political Sciences, Ministry of Foreign Affairs in 1961, the UN Office 3 was clerk. The Netherlands Ambassador to The Hague in 1982 DİNÇMEN, Permanent Representative of Turkey in 1984 became the European Council in Strasbourg. In 1988, the first woman deputy undersecretary of the ministry and became a spokesman for the ministry in 1991. Without the contribution of women in the country kalkınamaz Dinçmen’e Filiz. To reach all the rights of women and society development in Turkey, to help in the development of this road is an obligation of responsibility.
FIRST WOMAN museum
Turkey’s first female müzecisi Sami Seniha. Westerners in Turkey After the woman began the task of museology museum Seniha Sami history of the Republic of expertise from her parents in the first one had a backlog. Seniha Sami was born in 1886, a young age, as well as Turkish, English, French and Persian learned. Education in the early years of the Republic of Ataturk brought in from America to give direction Seniha Sami who translated the works of the professors, by assigning the management of the Topkapi Palace Museum was the first woman müzecimiz.
FIRST female representatives
Which uses the first woman to be elected Benal Ariman, first woman to win the right wrist in 1935, Atatürk council members of Parliament. MN Cell Tevfik Bey was the daughter of a journalist. Who studied literature at the Sorbonne, ARIMA, and then in Izmir, has served in the People’s Party, the parties not enter the women in those years, the latin alphabet, learning and effort spent to yaygınlaşabilmesi. Later, deputies elected Ariman, municipal and party membership, then, is not experienced as a woman expresses any discomfort due to location. Women who served as a deputy for 16 years Benal Ariman, pregnancy, during pregnancy, gave birth during the years of secretly using the permissions of the Parliament chose not to.
FIRST FEMALE NURSE
Esma Sea, American Hospital Nursing School After graduating in 1924, in America at Columbia University in New York, to Colege’e Teachres Sea, after graduating in 1929, staying a year in the U.S. continued to study nursing and then returned home. Esma Sea, 73 years of dedicated work as a nurse. Close his eyes to the sea at the age of 95, which opened in 1943 is founder of the Turkish Nurses Association, assumed the presidency of this organization for 18 years. Esma International Nurses Union representing nurses in Turkey Deniz, Turkey had the title of Community Health Nurse. Private Nursing High School took part in the Red Crescent organization. Had contributed to the establishment of the Florence Nightingale School of Nursing.
Since the first day of firsts in the Turkish women of the popular women’s magazine Published Biba, planting in the number of outstanding issues still full of each other. Biba, dictated to the name of the latest issue of the women studied by the Republic of Turkey. The first woman mayor of the village headman, the first theater artists from the first beauty queen, Turkish women made all the” first” URLs viewing Biba’da Mustafa Sandal’la have an unusual interview. The first women in history of the Republic are as follows:History of the Republic in 1929 was the first beauty queen and the queen was chosen Feriha Tewfik.
Lale Aytaman first female governor.
Turkan Akyol first female minister.
Bedia debut female artist in the history of the Republic Muvahhit
Ataturk’s adopted daughter Sabiha Gökçen, the first woman pilot also has the distinction of the republic.
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